HEADLINE: Flying Bear Spotted Outside 'Club Juicy'

Sightings of a wild animal in the sky have been reported at local hotspot 'Club Juicy' over the past few weeks. We spoke to one of such witnesses, local person, Dave Davies, to get more insight.

"I hang out at Club Juicy most nights. I'm not much of a dancer, but they have the best bathrooms in town. So this bear usually comes in, buys a couple drinks for some ladies and then flies away through the ceiling. Not until you asked me did I really even think it was strange. Huh."

Being a notorious mafia hangout as well, we were shoved out, cutting our investigation short. The mafiosos told us that we were in danger of going extinct. In any case, for clubgoers, this all must have been a sight to Bear. Johnny Broadcast, Action 12 News, saying adios as I enter retirement.