HEADLINE: City Left Covered In Cream

Many citizens have woken up to what appeared to be snow blocking their doors only to find that eating was much easier than shoveling! This follows a busted heist late last night, thwarted by a masked hero. We checked in with local person, Dave Davies, for comment on this spectacular event.

"Yeah so I was out around midnight trying to cause wind with my hands and suddenly, I get smacked by some icing stuff. I turned and saw this woman flying and launching biscuits at these criminals. She yelled at them, 'You forgot to pay-stry' and soon after the cops showed up. I had to get into my house through a tunnel I dug years ago since the door was covered in cream."

Davies wasn't the only one to witness the heroic acts of the masked hero. Many have reported smaller crimes being stopped and streets left frosted over the past few weeks. Perhaps, fighting crime with the help of this hero will now be a piece of Cake. Johnny Broadcast, Action 12, thanking you all for a long career of reporting