HEADLINE: Shootout Ended By Freakshow

Local person, Dave Davies, reported an incident on the 305 freeway.

"I was driving to my quiet place and all of a sudden, a truck is flying down the road and a car behind them is spraying them with bullets."

According to Davies, a half-man, half-beaver jumped on top of the truck and started wailing on the driver with his tail, inadvertently protecting the victim from all the bullets.

"I tried shouting to it that it had the wrong guy, but I don't speak beaver." mentioned Davies.

After the incident was cleared up, police searched the local beaver grounds but found no sign of the hero. I guess we can say this incident was a Bucking mess. This is Johnny Broadcast, signing off for one final story.