HEADLINE: Horrific Birthday Cake Accident

On the tenth floor of the Action 12 broadcast center, Johnny Broadcast celebrated his 40th birthday this morning. During our weather report, screams were heard coming from the breakroom. When we arrived on scene, Johnny was nowhere to be found. Investigating further, we saw a giant slice in the birthday cake that went through the table, the floor and all the floors below. We caught up with Action 12 fan and local person, Dave Davies for comment.

"I was singing Happy Birthday in Swahili when I saw Johnny slip through the floor. That knife was massive. I didn't realize he was so strong either... his sleeve exploded the moment he picked it up. I heard he got all the way down to the mail room, landing on a pile of mail before getting control of the knife. I'll visit him in the hospital for sure."

We spoke with other Action 12 employees who were there. It seems the consensus was that he picked up the wrong knife, and nobody had ever seen the one he used before this incident. Johnny was located without the knife, though his arm was still massive for a few minutes. Good thing he's alive, sounds with that fall, he was really Cutting it close. This has been Randy Buffalo standing in for Johnny Broadcast.