HEADLINE: Local Big Cat Spotted

Local person, Dave Davies, reported sighting of a giant cat in shorts. Davies reported to Action 12 News, "It scratched my welcome mat into pieces and then pranced away." Our reporters wondered why Davies didn't notice the entire porch had been crushed as well.

Upon further investigation, police found that while Dave Davies cowered inside, this cat monstrosity was actually removing a lost bear from the property. The creature was tracked to a nearby bakery, where the trail disappeared. It seems this story will remain a mystery Furever. This is Johnny Broadcast signing off for the last time.