BREAKING NEWS

Another local slaughterhouse has been shut down following a horrific incident in a string of such cases this Fall. The suspect is said to appear out of thin air and take the heads of her victims as trophies. Witnesses have given details on this 'person's' appearance, if they can even be identified as such. They say it looks like a woman, until looking at the head, which seems to be a pile of meat. Little City farmers are becoming more and more cautious about their actions as we piece together what this criminal is targeting. It seems to be striking just before animals are brought to be slaughtered. In other news, there is an ongoing shortage of pork in the Big City metropolitan area, local authorities are investigating this with no current leads.