HEADLINE: Sea Creature Moving Quickly in Midtown

There has been a recent uptick in reports of aquatic animals in the city. Local person, Dave Davies, was one of such reports and willing to give us the scoop.

"I was walking down the street, guided only by a whistle nobody else was hearing. I turned to my right and got slapped in the face by a floppy, kite-like creature. It kept flying off after and then fell into the street, was run over by multiple cars and then it began to blast water out of somewhere on the back of it's body and basically launched itself again. I won't go near the ocean so I can't say with confidence that's where it's from, but if you say so."

Many others have noticed the briny water around the city left behind by this creature, and we've also received multiple reports of people thinking they accidentally killed it, but then it's gone. Something must be in the Water these days. This has been Johnny Broadcast with a final story.