HEADLINE: Break-In At The Blue Moon Brewery

Workers at the Blue Moon Brewery reported a break-in late last night. Reports of a masked hero flying into the building flooded into the Action 12 newsroom. We caught up with volunteer beer-taster, local person, Dave Davies, for the full story.

"I was sitting at a table, drinking my tenth glass of Blue Moon for quality control when I heard something bust through the ceiling. This guy came down and asked why I was drinking the liquid of his home world. I asked if he was from Colorado and he told me no. He said he was from the moon, so I asked why he had lightning around him. He said because he's from the moon. I realized I wouldn't get any real answers, so I poured the rest of the beer down my pants and went home."

Other employees of the brewery reported this masked figure asking them how they extracted this liquid from the moon. They claim he refused to believe that it was made on Earth and that there is no lightning on the moon. The trespasser became confused and fled the scene before Action 12 arrived. He took with him a vat of Blue Moon, though he returned it later in the day saying it didn't taste like home. It sounds like this hero's ignorance Eclipses his power. This has been Johnny Broadcast, on site at the Blue Moon Brewery reporting for the last time ever.