HEADLINE: Dancing Maniac Starts Trouble At Big City Mall

Action 12 arrived at the Big City Mall shortly after chaos had ensued. Just outside the Patagonia store, a music performance had gone terribly wrong.

"He was just up there shuffling his feet to no music. Every so often he would line up his moves with a very loud 'HEY!' The children were terrified." reported a witness.

The officers who arrived first at the scene recovered 7 empty beer bottles of CrewBrew behind the elevated stage.

We interviewed local person, Dave Davies, for further insight.

"I was scarfing down my fifth giant pretzel when I heard the commotion outside the store. I run the performance committee at Big City Mall and there was no entertainment scheduled other than Honk the Clown outside of the Victoria Secret. This was absolute madness."

Reports say that after the gentleman was booed to get off, he jumped off stage into a cluster of dads where he was beat up pretty bad before running off, still dancing, singing and drinking. 

A couple of mall-goers spoke on their experience, "We found a shattered NDRYNK CD case in the parking lot, album titled, 'My Baby Trippin On You.'... we listened to it... wasn't half bad."