BREAKING NEWS - Pumpkin Panic!

Stay away from any vegetation! Reports are coming in that a giant pumpkin has come to life and is terrorizing local farmers just outside of Big City. Longtime apple farmer Johnny Littleseed, may he rest in peace, was said to have been snatched by the demon vegetable and sucked dry. Locals described what they saw was very similar to when the resurrected Imhotep was regenerating slowly by consuming those who opened his casket in the Cinematic Masterpiece The Mummy, staring Brendan Fraiser and Rachel Weisz. Be vigilant!

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