HEADLINE: Furry Beast Seen Grazing on an Airplane

Reports from the Big City International Airport have involved a large mammal mounting an airplane mid-flight. The flight had a substantial amount of freshly mowed grass stuck to it and the animal took full advantage. We received comment from one of the passengers, local person, Dave Davies.

"I was flying back and forth on that plane for a couple weeks because I was having trouble getting my bag out of the overhead compartment. Before we departed, the airport's lawn was being cut and most of the windows were covered. That big furry thing came flying in from out of nowhere and landed right on the wing next to me. I tried to pet it but the window was too thick."

Conflicting reports have mentioned they believed the airplane was boarded by a military helicopter with fur, not an actual animal. The plane was grounded safely and all the passengers were unharmed. It sounds like this situation was not Fur the faint of heart. This has been Johnny Broadcast, for my last message to the world as a reporter.