HEADLINE: Notorious Crime Boss Spotted in Public

Action 12 received multiple reports last night that the boss of one of the largest organized crime syndicates out in the public eye. There is little known about B.D. as he remains extremely well hidden and typically blends in with civilians, says local law enforcement. We sat down with local person, Dave Davies, to get more information.

"I went to a ballet studio to test out all their chairs, and what do I see but the face on all those wanted posters around the city. He was there, on stage, DANCING. At least I'm pretty sure it was B.D. Eh, I couldn't really tell. Well, he was about fifteen to twenty feet taller than the other dancers. I guess I'm not that confident it was him. Who knows."

According to the other dancers at the studio, there weren't any new performers, only the usual members. Aside from Davies and some unrelated reports, nobody else we spoke to seemed to notice B.D. It seems like the organized crime will continue be a Saur spot for the city. This has been Johnny Broadcast, reporting for what I hope it the last time ever please. Thanks for tuning in to Action 12.

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