HEADLINE: Wild Robot Eats Luigi's Pizza Shop

Luigi’s Pizzeria has been dissolved completely inside the stomach of the last remaining T.C. Model. We spoke with local person, Dave Davies, to get more information.

“I always come to Luigi’s to wash my hammers. But today, I was in the back doing my thing and I see this shadow come over me. This trashcan just surrounded the whole building in goo and it just dissolved away. Moment of silence for my man Luigi.”

It turns out Davies was not referring to Luigi the owner of the store, but Dave’s dog back at home with the same name. We were delighted to hear that his Luigi was safe and sound. We also spoke with the T.C. unit’s creators for an explanation.

“Well, that T.C. is really only programmed to eat other trash cans, so perhaps it thought everything inside the building was trash.”

Other reports have confirmed Luigi’s pizza was, indeed, garbo. More sightings have been coming in concerning this rogue T.C. Model causing mayhem all week. Sounds like it’s Cleaning up the streets with its Can-do attitude. Thanks for tuning in, Johnny Broadcast, back from the hospital for one last story.