HAPPY WORLD UFO DAY!
Today marks a momentous occasion. The first visible, irrefutable, CLEAR proof of extraterrestrial life has been recorded. This shocking video reveals a classic saucer flying around the city. Scientists are debating the classification of the pilot. While the video seems to show an ordinary, elderly man, we are told they believe this to be some kind of advanced disguise to conceal their true form. What is truly spectacular about this event was that the ship landed at a farmers market, and through the window purchased pounds of eggplant. Very odd indeed. Does it reveal some insight to the inner workings of the alien mission here? Hopefully all answers are revealed soon. The truth is no longer out there... it's here.
