HEADLINE: GLOSSY HAIRED GOAL MACHINE SECURES WORLD RECORD TRANSFER FEE

History is made today. The Big City Brawlers have acquired the famous "Mundo" from Real Madrid for a record 500 million dollar transfer. "We are proud to announce that BCB has reached an agreement with the historic club for the transfer of Mundo." stated Club President Francisco Velez.

We are excited to bring soccer to the Big City from overseas..we have signed him to a 5 year contract where he will earn 50 million a year, 45 which he has asked be direct deposited to the ZOL foundation in South America."

Mundo has scored over 1000 goals in his career and has won the coveted Balon D'Or 15 times. "I WILL SCORE MANY GOALS!" Mundo said.

We interviewed sports enthusiast Dave Davies on the historic transfer "I was practicing my crumping moves when the announcement was made, I think he will score many touchdowns" Clearly, the Big City is in need of a soccer frenzy after talking to that idiot. This is Johnny Broadcast, one last time for the hood.