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“Ma’am you have to get off this plane.”

“RAAAAAA.”

“Please ma’am. These people have been waiting three hours, its time to leave.”
“HREEEEEEEEEEEEEE.”

“Profanity isn’t going to get you anywhere. The police will be here soon.”

“RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.”

“Okay.”

The police arrived and struggled to remove the woman from her seat. As they walked down the stairs out of the plane, she whipped the sharp edges of her hair towards the landing gear and caused the entire aircraft to crash onto the floor. When brought in for the arrest, she continuously asked for the manager, though she was speaking to the chief of police. Each request for higher authority caused her body to grow. She continued to ask until she sat before the president of the nation, who described the conversation as, “what my nightmares fear.”

Since leaving the White House, this woman has remained unidentified and at large, literally.