HEADLINE: Toys for Tots a Massive Success
This year's Toys for Tots drive was a massive success, even bringing in extra toys for each Big City orphan. A high ranking officer, however, was reprimanded by the organizer. To quote, "Mike, you cannot give children pistols. Stop giving them pistols, Mike. MIKE! STOP IT WITH THE GUNS." All the other officers seemed to ignore the obvious danger. Though a few of the orphans are now strapped like crazy, they all had smiles on their faces nevertheless.
