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HEADLINE: City Left Covered in Cream!
Many citizens have woken up to what appeared to be snow blocking their doors only to find that eating was much easier than shoveling! This follows a busted heist late...
HEADLINE: City Left Covered in Cream!
Many citizens have woken up to what appeared to be snow blocking their doors only to find that eating was much easier than shoveling! This follows a busted heist late...
Honk
Honk is an Intro Line Normy Species Duper(uncommon) Rarity Class. Think of Honk as a clash between Killer Clowns from Outer Space and Magic Mike. He’s built like Joe Mangianello(no judgment from...
Honk
Honk is an Intro Line Normy Species Duper(uncommon) Rarity Class. Think of Honk as a clash between Killer Clowns from Outer Space and Magic Mike. He’s built like Joe Mangianello(no judgment from...
HEADLINE: Colorful Beefcake Spotted at Local Gym
We met up with local person, Dave Davies, at his neighborhood gym to investigate what seems to have been a large clown man dominating the other gymgoers. "I came in...
HEADLINE: Colorful Beefcake Spotted at Local Gym
We met up with local person, Dave Davies, at his neighborhood gym to investigate what seems to have been a large clown man dominating the other gymgoers. "I came in...
HEADLINE: Local Big Cat Spotted
Local person, Dave Davies, reported sighting of a giant cat in shorts. Davies reported to Action 12 News, "It scratched my welcome mat into pieces and then pranced away." Our...
HEADLINE: Local Big Cat Spotted
Local person, Dave Davies, reported sighting of a giant cat in shorts. Davies reported to Action 12 News, "It scratched my welcome mat into pieces and then pranced away." Our...
HEADLINE: Shootout Ended By Freakshow
Local person, Dave Davies, reported an incident on the 305 freeway."I was driving to my quiet place and all of a sudden, a truck is flying down the road and...
HEADLINE: Shootout Ended By Freakshow
Local person, Dave Davies, reported an incident on the 305 freeway."I was driving to my quiet place and all of a sudden, a truck is flying down the road and...
