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Bakesale

Bakesale

BakeSale is an Intro Line Mystic Species Super Duper(Rare) Rarity Class. I'm having a hard time writing this without blushing (insert heart eyes here). This is one bodacious mama who won't hesitate to feed you a cupcake...

Bakesale

BakeSale is an Intro Line Mystic Species Super Duper(Rare) Rarity Class. I'm having a hard time writing this without blushing (insert heart eyes here). This is one bodacious mama who won't hesitate to feed you a cupcake...

HEADLINE: City Left Covered in Cream!

HEADLINE: City Left Covered in Cream!

Many citizens have woken up to what appeared to be snow blocking their doors only to find that eating was much easier than shoveling! This follows a busted heist late...

HEADLINE: City Left Covered in Cream!

Many citizens have woken up to what appeared to be snow blocking their doors only to find that eating was much easier than shoveling! This follows a busted heist late...

Honk

Honk

  Honk is an Intro Line Normy Species Duper(uncommon) Rarity Class. Think of Honk as a clash between Killer Clowns from Outer Space and Magic Mike. He’s built like Joe Mangianello(no judgment from...

Honk

  Honk is an Intro Line Normy Species Duper(uncommon) Rarity Class. Think of Honk as a clash between Killer Clowns from Outer Space and Magic Mike. He’s built like Joe Mangianello(no judgment from...

HEADLINE: Colorful Beefcake Spotted at Local Gym

HEADLINE: Colorful Beefcake Spotted at Local Gym

We met up with local person, Dave Davies, at his neighborhood gym to investigate what seems to have been a large clown man dominating the other gymgoers. "I came in...

HEADLINE: Colorful Beefcake Spotted at Local Gym

We met up with local person, Dave Davies, at his neighborhood gym to investigate what seems to have been a large clown man dominating the other gymgoers. "I came in...

HEADLINE: Local Big Cat Spotted

HEADLINE: Local Big Cat Spotted

Local person, Dave Davies, reported sighting of a giant cat in shorts. Davies reported to Action 12 News, "It scratched my welcome mat into pieces and then pranced away." Our...

HEADLINE: Local Big Cat Spotted

Local person, Dave Davies, reported sighting of a giant cat in shorts. Davies reported to Action 12 News, "It scratched my welcome mat into pieces and then pranced away." Our...

HEADLINE: Shootout Ended By Freakshow

HEADLINE: Shootout Ended By Freakshow

Local person, Dave Davies, reported an incident on the 305 freeway. "I was driving to my quiet place and all of a sudden, a truck is flying down the road...

HEADLINE: Shootout Ended By Freakshow

Local person, Dave Davies, reported an incident on the 305 freeway. "I was driving to my quiet place and all of a sudden, a truck is flying down the road...